December 21, 2006

Get Off The Bloody Phone and Drive!

Yea! You! You miserable bastard with the phone glued to your hand making it impossible to actually control your vehicle... Yea, pry open your goddamn fingers and put that thing down... You in fact do not need to speak to whoever you are currently jabbering at while navigating the parking lot at a particularly busy time of year there, at an alarming rate of speed... You might take in to consideration as well, that if you had in fact run in to me, you would have been suffering from two problems... 1) The pintle hitch on my 7000# truck would have taken a massive bite out of the front of you little import's grill, radiator, and possibly engine... 2) I most likely would have gotten out of my truck, and beaten you close to death, leaving you alive only so you could be ticketed, and then perhaps dragged in to court...

What the fuck people?... Get off the bloody phones in your cars!!! You might actually find that you appreciate a little bit of time where you are out of contact...

Posted by Backstage at December 21, 2006 03:54 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Couldnt have said it better myself.

Posted by: Pissed at January 3, 2007 04:13 PM